In case you ever get these two environments confused, this should clear
things up a bit.
In JAIL you spend the majority of your time in a 10=D710 cell. At your =
JOB you
get a 6=D76 cubicle.=20
In JAIL you get three free meals per day. At your JOB, you get a break =
for 1
meal and you have to pay for it.=20
In JAIL you get time off for good behavior. At your JOB you get more =
your
work for good behavior.=20
In JAIL the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At your JOB =
you
have to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.=20
In JAIL you get to watch TV and play games. At your JOB, you=92ll get =
fired
for doing that.=20
In JAIL they allow you to see your friends and family. At your JOB, =
you=92re
not even supposed to speak to them.=20
In JAIL you spend most of your time inside bars wanting to get out. At =
your
JOB, you spend most of your time wanting to be in bars.=20
In JAIL you have to deal with a sadistic, irritated, grumpy and =
impatient
warden. At your JOB, he=92s called your boss.=20
There is something seriously wrong with this picture=85 now get back to =
your
JOB! You=92re not getting paid to read jokes!
~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given