Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
Q: Why did the T-rex cross the road?
A: So he could eat the chickens on the other side
Q: What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic Pork
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus
Q: What do you call a cowboy dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Tex
Q: What is the smartest dinosaur?
A: A Thesaurus
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes at all?
A: A he-never-saurus
Q: What sort of t-shirts do dinosaurs wear?
Dr Bob Griffin, ww.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given