Yes, that season is upon us. So here are a couple stories:
Two men went fishing on a Sunday morning. After a while, one said, “I’m
feeling a little guilty. I think maybe we should have stayed home and gone
to church.”
His friend replied, “Nah, I couldn’t have gone to church anyway. My wife is
too sick in bed with the flu.”
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One avid fisherman DOES come to my church each Sunday, no matter what. When
I congratulated him on not skipping out and fishing he replied, “Well,
Pastor, I’d rather hear YOUR sermon than HERS.”
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I confronted a parishioner for missing church and said “I heard you missed
services yesterday because you were out golfing.”
He quickly responded, “That’s a lie, and I have a stringer of fish to prove
it.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given