There are reports of a new problem in Australia. Some of the kangaroos have developed a thirst for revenge against the traffic that keeps knocking them down. Drivers have reported that they’ll pass a herd of roos that are hopping along peacefully, but as soon as they’ve passed them, the…
11/06/08 Grif.Net – Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
[Jim forwarded this TOP TEN list, hopefully NOT from personal experience, why some men have dogs and not wives] 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if…
11/05/08 Grif.Net – Understanding the New Math
[Some may need help to understand new terms used in mathematics these days. Hope this helps you and your children’s homework assignments] Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi ~~~ 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League ~~~…
11/04/08 Grif.Net – Election Day
Sobering thoughts for our Election Day reading from Alexis de Tocqueville (a visitor to the United States during its first decades as a nation) “Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.” “America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease…
11/03/08 Grif.Net – November Pun o’the Month
“When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.” or “Don’t join dangerous cults; practice safe sects.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net “Jesus knows me, this I love”
11/01/08 Weekend Grif.Net – An Obama Nation
[We have stayed away from the matter of politics on our “serious” weekend Grif.Net commentaries, but Bro Brown’s letter is worthy of consideration. Again, if you don’t like it, hit the garbage icon. But I’d encourage even the most liberal socialists around to at least read this response to the…