[For new subscribers to the Grif.Net: on Monday-Friday we send out a slightly warped blend of humor. On the weekend we send out material that is more serious of a moral, ethical, religious or political nature. This weekend I think it odd to be celebrating two birthdays bookending today. Thought…

[Birthday Week Humor concludes today on my actual 60th Birthday with the GOOD NEWS of becoming a “senior saint”:] ~All of your favorite movies are now revised in color. ~You keep repeating yourself. ~Pulling an “all-nighter” means not getting up to go to the bathroom. ~At cafeterias, you complain that…

[In honor of Birthday Week, we are reminded of some signs of hitting the big 60] ~You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a circle and start singing “Kumbaya.” ~You look both ways before crossing a room. ~You realize that a stamp today…

[Friday is my 60th birthday. After being told by my neurologist five years ago that I have only “2-3 years to live”, I am truly celebrating each day, as are others like the famous Julie Andrews. To commemorate her 69th birthday, actress/vocalist Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s…

A former friend suggested these GAMES TO PLAY AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY this Friday: 1. Sag, You’re it 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Doc…

[All week long I’m indulging in BIRTHDAY HUMOR. Why? On March 14th, 1948, Bud and Helen Griffin had a tiny baby boy. Were they alive today, they might not recognize the 6’6″, 320# “frail” baby celebrating the day his mom did all the work. But I am learning some hard…