[Final installment of differences between men and women.  Like you didn’t know them already!] 21 – DRESSING UP WOMEN: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. MEN: A man will dress up for: weddings,…

[More “differences” in the way men/women muddle their way through life] 11 – MIRRORS: MEN are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface–mirrors, spoons, store windows, toasters, Joe Garagiola’s head. 12 – GARAGES WOMEN use…

[Scientific studies on differences between men and women have been recently presented. We will break them down and share them this week on the Grif.Net. You’re welcome.] 1 – RELATIONSHIPS: WOMEN: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will…

Christmas is over, but with TEN grandkids, birthday present shopping is another adventure. So I walked into a store because I saw a Barbie doll and considered it for my granddaughters. “How much is that Barbie in the window?” I asked the shop assistant. In a condescending manner she responded,…

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YOU KNOW YOU’RE TOO STRESSED WHEN… You can achieve a “runners high” by sitting up. The sun is too loud. You are missing several days from this week. Trees begin to chase you. You can see individual air molecules vibrating. You wonder if brewing is *really* a necessary step for…

[Closed circuit to Grandson Christian Joshua Griffin – happy 5th birthday, sport. Ask your Dad about the five years we lived in Texas, but don’t believe a word.] Need to be cheered up?   Happy, Texas 79042   Pep, Texas 79353   Smiley, Texas 78159   Paradise, Texas 76073  …

[adapted from the “Maxine” cartoon] You know it’s a cold day when your teeth start chattering and they’re still on the nightstand There really are only two seasons in Wyoming – “allergy” and “flu” I’d shovel the walk except for one reason – visitors may come I’m right on schedule…

FOR ORIGIONAL CONTEST CLICK HERE  Many came up with the obvious – “Old owls never die, they just don’t give a hoot” Here are some of the “basic” answers: Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old bankers never die, they just lose interest. Old cleaning people never…

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments…