I have to admit I enjoy CSI. Very interesting and informative. And then they added CSI Miami and CSI New York. Great shows.
A friend from Little Rock asked if I thought a more rural CSI Ozarks might be a good setting for the next spin off. Sadly I had to tell him “No”.
First of all, [...]
A friend was recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appeared and asked him how he was feeling. “I’m O.K. but I didn’t like my doctor using four-letter words during surgery,” he answered.
“Oh, my, what did he say?” asked the nurse.
“Oops!”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”
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[David McClure teaches science and coaches at Faubion Middle School in
McKinney]
$5.37 – That’s what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bueno said to me. I
dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started [...]
Afraid, of What?
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[Third and final batch of Grandkids are heading to Wyoming this weekend so
Grandpa is trying to "get in shape" with kid-style jokes. Lame kid-style
jokes, for sure, but I'm trying]
A cowboy rides into Casper, Wyoming, wearing a paper hat, paper pants, and
paper boots, and he’s immediately arrested. Why?
Rustling
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Doctor, woof, you’ve got to help [...]
Rose sent this story about Morris and his wife Esther who went to the
Montana State Fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d
like to ride in that helicopter.’
Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty
dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’.
One year Esther and Morris went to the [...]
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG’S DIARY, August 5th
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played [...]
BJ wrote, My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their
passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,” and asked why
it was so long.
“Because,” my son explained, “they say it has to have at least four
characters.”
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“Jesus knows me, this I love”
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is
watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was [...]
[Cousin Janet forwarded this thought-provoking story going around the 'net]
What would you do? You make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there
isn’t one.. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same
choice? Listen to this father’s story:
“My son Shay is mentally and physically disabled but his life gives an
opportunity to [...]
What doctors say, and what they’re really thinking:
“This should be taken care of right away.”
I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable
that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
“Welllllll, what have we here…?”
He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue. [...]
Forwarded by a regular here; originally from an orthopedic surgeon.
See if you can outsmart your foot, but trust me, you can’t. It is
pre-programmed in your brain.
1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right
foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number ‘6′ in [...]
Over dinner, five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients on
the operating table.
The first surgeon said, “I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responded, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon added, “No, I really think [...]
