Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Love doesn’t make the world go ’round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Lead me not into temptation, for I can find the way myself.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”