[At a recent wedding I was asked to share some insights on married life and
on life in general. Of course, some was serious and of lasting value. But
that is not what you get in the Grif.Net]
Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to
die.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Time is the best teacher; the only problem is it kills all of its students.
Life is just a phase you’re going through. You’ll get over it.
Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to
remember the same thing.
Men are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken and the only ones left
are handicapped.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was
too late.
What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted.
My wife says I never listen to her. At least, I think that is was she says.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”