Girls used to call me ugly until =
they found out how much money I have.
Now they call me ugly and =
poor.
**
I broke my finger last =
week.
On the other hand, I’m =
okay.
**
The Lord said unto John =
“Come forth and you will receive eternal life.
But John came =
fifth and all he got was a toaster.
**
I threw a boomerang a few years =
ago.
I now live in constant =
fear.
**
My wife accused me of being =
immature.
I told her to get out of my =
fort.
**
Someone stole my mood =
ring.
I don’t know what to =
feel
**
They tell us “Just say no to =
drugs”.
But if you’re talking to =
drugs, it may be too late.
**
I gave up dating French tennis =
players.
Evidently, love means nothing to =
them
**
You know what they say about =
cliffhangers.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"