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07/30/21 Grif.Net – Two-line Terrible Jokes (part 1)

07/30/21 Grif.Net – Two-line Terrible Jokes (part 1)

Girls used to call me ugly until =
they found out how much money I have.

Now they call me ugly and =
poor.

 

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I broke my finger last =
week.

On the other hand, I’m =
okay.

 

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The Lord said unto John =
“Come forth and you will receive eternal life.
But John came =
fifth and all he got was a toaster.

 

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I threw a boomerang a few years =
ago.

I now live in constant =
fear.

 

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My wife accused me of being =
immature.

I told her to get out of my =
fort.

 

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Someone stole my mood =
ring.

I don’t know what to =
feel

 

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They tell us “Just say no to =
drugs”.

But if you’re talking to =
drugs, it may be too late.

 

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I gave up dating French tennis =
players.

Evidently, love means nothing to =
them

 

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You know what they say about =
cliffhangers.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"