Grif.Net

07/29/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

07/29/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Beverly L =
said, “I never use turn signals. It’s nobody else’s =
business where I am going.”

 

Bill C shared, =
“My buddy said he didn’t understanding cloning.  I said =
that makes two of us.”

 

Cedell B =
explained, “Sign on the restaurant said ‘We treat you like =
family.’  Nope, not going in =
there.”

 

Carmine D =
reported, “The CEO of IKEA was elected president of Sweden, but =
he’s having trouble assembling his =
cabinet.”

 

Bill R =
confesses, “I’ll do algebra, tackle geometry and even try =
calculus, but graphing is where I draw the =
line.”

 

Maria H =
related, “Pastor said that Adam and Eve got clothes after they =
sinned. This means laundry is a result of the =
Fall.”

 

Dr. =
Frankenstein relates, “I entered a body-building contest next =
week, and think I have a good chance of =
winning.”

 

Ken M stated, =
“At my age, every day is a wonder. First wonder is what is going =
to hurt today.”

 

Marcia N =
shared, “I may look fine on the outside, but deep down I =
don’t remember any of my passwords”.

 

Gene L asked, =
“Did you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and say =
‘That can’t be =
accurate’”?

 

Billy G wrote, =
“Everyone steals posts.  This is Facebook. What’re you =
gonna do, file a missing status report?  P.S. I stole =
this.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"