How do you =
know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last =
quarter.
**
Where do black =
holes commonly occur?
Most often =
they are found in my black socks.
**
Why didn’t the =
Dog Star laugh at this joke?
It was too =
Sirius
**
Why did =
Copernicus break up with his girlfriend?
She tried to =
convince him that the world didn’t revolve around =
him
**
Einstein =
developed a theory about space.
I thought it =
was about time, too.
**
Did you hear =
about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little =
space.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"