Why do rocks =
crashing from space taste better than Earth rocks?
They’re a little =
meteor.
**
What’s a =
British nuclear physicist’s favorite meal?
Fission =
chips
**
A photon =
walked into a hotel and the clerk asked if he needs help with luggage. =
"No =
thanks," said the photon. "I’m traveling =
light."
**
I group of =
scientists watched the Earth rotate.
After 24 hours =
they were bored, so they called it a day.
**
A neutron went =
into a candy shop and asked: "How much for a sucker?" =
The clerk =
replied: "For you, no charge."
**
When will the =
seminar on time travel begin?
It will be =
held last Tuesday.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"