s complaining how bad last year was and hoping this year will get better =
month by month. But look at the year one of my friends had in 2020 if =
you think YOU have had it bad. She wrote:
January – Took =
new scarf back to store because it was too =
February – =
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo? Bottles =
won’t fit in printer.
March – Got =
really excited. I finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said =
April – =
Trapped on escalator for hours as the department store’s power went =
May – Tried to =
make Kool-Aid but had the wrong instructions. 8 cups of water won’t fit =
into those little packets.
June – Tried =
to go water skiing but couldn’t find a lake with a slope. =
July – Lost =
back stroke swimming competition. And no wonder! I learned later, the =
other swimmers cheated; they used their arms.
August – Got =
locked out of my car in rain storm and my convertible ended up swamped =
because the top was down.
September – =
Failed a test. But isn’t the capital of California =
October – Hate =
M & M’s. They are so hard to peel.
November – =
Baked turkey for 7 days and it was terrible! But the instructions =
said “Bake 1 hour per pound” and I weigh 168. =
December – Had =
a fire and couldn’t call 911. "Duh" – there’s no =
"eleven" button on the stupid cell =
2021 has got =
to be better.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"