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07/14/21 Grif.Net – Had a Bad Year

07/14/21 Grif.Net – Had a Bad Year

Everyone’=
s complaining how bad last year was and hoping this year will get better =
month by month. But look at the year one of my friends had in 2020 if =
you think YOU have had it bad. She wrote: 

 

January – Took =
new scarf back to store because it was too =
tight.

 

February – =
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo? Bottles =
won’t fit in printer.

 

March – Got =
really excited. I finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said =
"2-4 years"

 

April – =
Trapped on escalator for hours as the department store’s power went =
out.

 

May – Tried to =
make Kool-Aid but had the wrong instructions. 8 cups of water won’t fit =
into those little packets.

 

June – Tried =
to go water skiing but couldn’t find a lake with a slope. =

 

July – Lost =
back stroke swimming competition. And no wonder! I learned later, the =
other swimmers cheated; they used their arms.

 

August – Got =
locked out of my car in rain storm and my convertible ended up swamped =
because the top was down.

 

September – =
Failed a test.  But isn’t the capital of California =
"C"?

 

October – Hate =
M & M’s. They are so hard to peel.

 

November – =
Baked turkey for 7 days and it was terrible!  But the instructions =
said “Bake 1 hour per pound” and I weigh 168. =

 

December – Had =
a fire and couldn’t call 911. "Duh" – there’s no =
"eleven" button on the stupid cell =
phone.

 

2021 has got =
to be better.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"