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07/09/21 Grif.Net – Rumors of Troubled Marriage

07/09/21 Grif.Net – Rumors of Troubled Marriage

One day my friend and I were talking about marriage.  =

He said, “It was exactly 20 years ago today that I =
asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful =
woman in the world to marry me.”

I started to congratulate him until he added, =

“All three said no.“

 

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Another fellow mentioned that when his wife was getting =
ready for church, he came in and asked, "What are you doing?" =

She said, "I’m putting on my wrinkle cream." =

"Oh," he answered, "I thought they were =
natural."

 

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A man in =
Wyoming mentioned, “My wife said she missed =
me.”

I thought that =
was a positive sign in a marriage.

He explained, =
“Normally that would be a good thing, but she was =
reloading.”

 

***

Speaking of =
troubled love, old Wayne did lament, “I found love on a two-way =
street.  Sadly, I got run over in both =
directions.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"