One day my friend and I were talking about marriage. =
He said, “It was exactly 20 years ago today that I =
asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful =
woman in the world to marry me.”
I started to congratulate him until he added, =
“All three said no.“
***
Another fellow mentioned that when his wife was getting =
ready for church, he came in and asked, "What are you doing?" =
She said, "I’m putting on my wrinkle cream." =
"Oh," he answered, "I thought they were =
natural."
***
A man in =
Wyoming mentioned, “My wife said she missed =
me.”
I thought that =
was a positive sign in a marriage.
He explained, =
“Normally that would be a good thing, but she was =
reloading.”
***
Speaking of =
troubled love, old Wayne did lament, “I found love on a two-way =
street. Sadly, I got run over in both =
directions.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"