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07/02/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

07/02/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

[Every few =
weeks I post odd updates from the ‘net, often proving I have =
friends with a stranger sense of humor than I =
do.]

 

Laura M said, =
“My ancestors navigated the ocean by using stars.  I missed =
my exit on the Freeway even with GPS in my =
car.”

 

Frank H =
shared, “My girlfriend has a broken leg. We had a fight, so I hid =
her wheelchair. Guess who’s going to come crawling back to =
me?”

 

Wanda K =
advertised, “For Sale: Parachute. Used only once. Like new, never =
opened.”

 

Rollie the =
Mechanic reminds us, “He that is without oil shall throw the first =
rod.”  Compressions 8.7:1

 

Marge O =
laments, “I went grocery shopping on an empty stomach.  I am =
now the proud owner of Aisle 4.”

 

David D =
suggests, “If you put your head in an alligator’s mouth, you =
will never have to pay taxes again.”

 

Gina C changed =
her status: “In a relationship.  With an air =
conditioner.”

 

Billie S =
shared, “I ate a kids meal at McDonalds for lunch today.  His =
mother was furious.”

 

Laura B =
related, “He said the spark was gone between us. So a tasered him =
and I’ll ask again after he wakes =
up.”

 

Barry H told =
us, “I only paid $1 for a new hairpiece.  I thought it was a =
small price toupee.”

 

Ester G =
whines, “The fact that my entire body cracks like a glow stick =
whenever I move and yet refuses to glow is =
disappointing.”

 

Bert S =
advised, “Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best =
fireworks.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"