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06/30/21 Grif.Net – Aging

06/30/21 Grif.Net – Aging

With half of =
this year having passed, it’s time for reminders and warnings on =
dangers of aging.  It is my “shout out” to old people =
(it’s the only way they will hear, anyway)

 

“I envy =
people who grow old gracefully.  They age to perfection like a fine =
wine.

Me? I age like =
a gallon of milk, getting sour and =
chunky.”

 

~~

“I am =
still swift as a gazelle. 

An old one. =

With =
arthritis.

Run over by a =
Land Rover. 

Seven days =
ago.”

 

~

“The =
leading cause of injury in old men is thinking that they are still young =
men.”

 

~

I asked my =
wife why she married me. She said it was because I’m funny and =
make her laugh all the time.  I told her I thought it was because I =
was smart, charming and handsome.
She replied, “See, =
you’re so hilarious.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"