With half of =
this year having passed, it’s time for reminders and warnings on =
dangers of aging. It is my “shout out” to old people =
(it’s the only way they will hear, anyway)
“I envy =
people who grow old gracefully. They age to perfection like a fine =
wine.
Me? I age like =
a gallon of milk, getting sour and =
chunky.”
~~
“I am =
still swift as a gazelle.
An old one. =
With =
arthritis.
Run over by a =
Land Rover.
Seven days =
ago.”
~
“The =
leading cause of injury in old men is thinking that they are still young =
men.”
~
I asked my =
wife why she married me. She said it was because I’m funny and =
make her laugh all the time. I told her I thought it was because I =
was smart, charming and handsome.
She replied, “See, =
you’re so hilarious.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"