[Trying to =
surprise everyone with clever Q&A. Again, my perfect record of =
failing stays intact]
Q: What do you =
call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? =
A: A tattoo. =
Q: =
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
A: =
It becomes daytrogen.
Q: =
Do you know sign language?
A: =
Everyone should learn it, since it comes in handy.
Q: =
What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Q: What do you =
get if a judge loves the sound of his own voice?
A: A long =
sentence.
Q: Why can’t you trust Satan’s =
resume?
A: The devil lies in the details.
Q: =
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
A: =
They mostly wrap.
Q: =
Why do female workers have a hard time advancing in position at the post =
office?
A: =
It is still a mail-dominated industry.
Q: =
Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?
A: =
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Q: =
How=
do astronauts throw a party in space?
A: =
You planet.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"