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06/23/21 Grif.Net – More Highly Irrelevant Questions

06/23/21 Grif.Net – More Highly Irrelevant Questions

[Trying to =
surprise everyone with clever Q&A. Again, my perfect record of =
failing stays intact]

 

Q: What do you =
call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? =

A: A tattoo. =

 

Q: =
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

A: =
It becomes daytrogen.

 

Q: =
Do you know sign language?

A: =
Everyone should learn it, since it comes in handy.

 

Q: =
What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.

 

Q: What do you =
get if a judge loves the sound of his own voice?

A: A long =
sentence.

 

Q: Why can’t you trust Satan’s =
resume?

A: The devil lies in the details.

 

Q: =
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

A: =
They mostly wrap.

 

Q: =
Why do female workers have a hard time advancing in position at the post =
office?

A: =
It is still a mail-dominated industry.

 

Q: =
Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?

A: =
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

 

Q: =
How=
do astronauts throw a party in space?

A: =
You planet.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"