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06/08/21 Grif.Net – June Weddings/Anniversaries (part 2)

06/08/21 Grif.Net – June Weddings/Anniversaries (part 2)

[Fa=
mous celebrities chime in on wedding bells as our lucky 12 days in June =
celebrating marriage continues]

 

I =
think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. =
They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

&#8=
211; Rita Rudner

 

In =
my house I’m the boss; my wife is just the decision =
maker.

&#8=
211; Woody Allen

 

For=
marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and =
his own bathroom. The End.

&#8=
211; Catherine Zeta-Jones

 

Whe=
n someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That =
tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

&#8=
211; Katharine Hepburn

 

Mar=
riage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, =
go live with a car battery.

&#8=
211; Erma Bombeck

 

An =
archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, =
the more interested he is in her.

&#8=
211; Agatha Christie

 

Hus=
bands are the best people to share a secret with because they never =
listen anyway.

&#8=
211; Jim Carrey

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"