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05/27/21 Grif.Net – Overheard at My House

05/27/21 Grif.Net – Overheard at My House

[Yes, =
I’ve been retired 6 weeks now, but I’ve been practicing =
these lines for a while.  Here is what a fly-on-the-wall might hear =
at the Griffin’s place]

 

1. Why is the =
print on these instructions so small?

 

2. Wait. What =
did I come into this room for?

 

3. Stupid =
scale. That can’t be right.

 

4. Has anyone =
seen my phone?

 

5. Now they =
want $5.00 for a box of cereal AND they shrunk the box to =
boot?

 

6. Who cares =
if I look good.  I’m comfortable and that’s all that =
matters.

 

7. I could =
have sworn that was my password.

 

8. Shoot. Did =
I already take my pills today or was that =
yesterday?

 

9. Sorry. I =
forgot what we were just talking about.

 

10. Who is the =
world is calling me after 9:00 pm?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"