I’ve been retired 6 weeks now, but I’ve been practicing =
these lines for a while. Here is what a fly-on-the-wall might hear =
at the Griffin’s place]
1. Why is the =
print on these instructions so small?
2. Wait. What =
did I come into this room for?
3. Stupid =
scale. That can’t be right.
4. Has anyone =
seen my phone?
5. Now they =
want $5.00 for a box of cereal AND they shrunk the box to =
6. Who cares =
if I look good. I’m comfortable and that’s all that =
7. I could =
have sworn that was my password.
8. Shoot. Did =
I already take my pills today or was that =
9. Sorry. I =
forgot what we were just talking about.
10. Who is the =
world is calling me after 9:00 pm?
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"