[As=
a Grandpa.it is incumbent on me to be the font of knowledge for the =
next generation. My contemporaries, my children, my grandkids. And =
you, my unlucky friends.]
Q: What is the leading cause of dry =
skin?
A: =
Towels
Q: =
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
A: I’m =
not sure, but everyone says time will tell
Q: =
Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
A: Yes, we arson
Q: =
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: =
Outlaws are wanted
Q: =
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: =
A carrot
Q: =
Why should you never trust stairs?
A: =
They’re always up to something
Q: =
Why can’t you let Elsa have a balloon?
A: =
She will always just let it go
Q: =
What word consists of 6 letters, but if you take away the last, 12 will =
remain?
A: =
Dozens
Q: =
What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A: =
A goat
Q: =
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
A:&=
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"