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05/25/21 Grif.Net – Q&A for All Ages

05/25/21 Grif.Net – Q&A for All Ages

[As=
a Grandpa.it is incumbent on me to be the font of knowledge for the =
next generation.  My contemporaries, my children, my grandkids. And =
you, my unlucky friends.]

Q: What is the leading cause of dry =
skin?

A: =
Towels

 

Q: =
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
A: I’m =
not sure, but everyone says time will tell

 

Q: =
Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
A: Yes, we arson

 

Q: =
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

A: =
Outlaws are wanted

 

Q: =
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: =
A carrot

 

Q: =
Why should you never trust stairs?

A: =
They’re always up to something

 

Q: =
Why can’t you let Elsa have a balloon?

A: =
She will always just let it go

 

Q: =
What word consists of 6 letters, but if you take away the last, 12 will =
remain?

A: =
Dozens

 

Q: =
What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A: =
A goat

 

Q: =
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

A:&=
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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"