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05/24/21 Grif.Net – Last Trip to Walmart

05/24/21 Grif.Net – Last Trip to Walmart

Yes=
terday I was at my local Walmart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow =
for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line =
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

 

Wha=
t did she think I had, an elephant ?

 

So =
because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that =
no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. =

 

I =
added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last =
time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care =
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. =

 

I =
told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it =
works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat =
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally =
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to =
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with =
my story.)

 

Hor=
rified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food =
poisoned me.

 

I =
replied, “No, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit =
me.”

 

I =
thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was =
laughing so hard.

 

Wal=
mart won’t let me shop there anymore.

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

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Knows Me, This I Love!"