05/24/21 Grif.Net – Last Trip to Walmart

05/24/21 Grif.Net – Last Trip to Walmart

terday I was at my local Walmart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow =
for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line =
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


t did she think I had, an elephant ?


So =
because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that =
no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. =


I =
added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last =
time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care =
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. =


I =
told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it =
works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat =
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally =
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to =
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with =
my story.)


rified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food =
poisoned me.


I =
replied, “No, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit =


I =
thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was =
laughing so hard.


mart won’t let me shop there anymore.




Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"