[Since =
retiring, I get more time to share my insights and wisdom with the =
grandkids. Pray for them.]
Grandpa, how =
many push-ups can you do?
Bob: If =
they’re the orange flavor, I can do at least 7 in one =
sitting
Grandpa, does =
everyone get grouchier as they get older?
Bob: At our =
age, we’ve stopped being polite and now are finally being =
honest.
Grandpa, do =
you have any modern technology at your new =
house?
Bob: If you =
count the birdhouse in the back yard, I do have a twitter =
feed.
Grandpa, I =
know people go to the bathroom, but do trees =
poop?
Bob: Of =
course. That’s how we get #2 =
pencils.
Grandpa, were =
you a good student in school?
Bob: I could =
have been Valedictorian of my class. The only thing holding me =
back was my grades.
Grandpa, what =
brand of fried chicken to you like best?
Bob: I guess =
it’s KFC. I used to like Popeye’s best, but found it was =
fried in Olive Oyl.
Grandpa, why =
did you retire in Wisconsin instead of somewhere =
warm?
Bob: I like =
cooler weather. I wanted to retire in Argentina where it is always cool, =
even bordering on Chile.
Grandpa, do =
you have trouble sleeping at night?
Bob: No, =
it’s so easy I can do it with my eyes =
shut.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"