[Actual =
social-media posts from my friends]
Sue O said, “The devil =
whispered in my ear, ‘Your not strong enough to withstand this =
storm’. I answered, =
‘You’re’.
Bruce B =
corrected, “When asked what body part you washed most in the past =
12 months, people will say ‘hands’. I disagree. =
It’s your brain.”
Kathy S =
advises us, “To enjoy life more, don’t watch the TV news and =
don’t get on the bathroom scale.”
Wayne I. =
shared, “I opened up a Thesaurus but the pages were blank. I don’t =
have words to tell you how disappointed I =
am.”
Eula F said, =
“The walk from my house to the pub is 5 minutes. The walk =
home is 45 minutes. The difference is =
staggering.
Markus M tells =
us, “Instead of regular checkers, I’m playing fact =
checkers. First, I cheat, then I tell everyone you =
lied.”
Terry D =
relates, “My son worked in a cemetery and was fired for burying =
someone in the wrong hole. They called it a grave =
mistake.’
Jody M says =
she is playing the adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and =
toes”. It is “wallet, glasses, keys and =
phone.”
Bryan A gives =
a “Shout out to the people who don’t know what the opposite =
of in is.”
Pete C saw a =
fellow on a motorcycle with this written on the back of his shirt: =
“If you can read this, the wife fell =
off.”
Sarah H =
wondered, “So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or =
an udder failure?”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"