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05/04/21 Grif.Net – Irony (part 1)

05/04/21 Grif.Net – Irony (part 1)

Kno=
w what’s ironic? My computer asking me if I’m a =
robot.

 

Whe=
n I become a superhero, I’m going to call myself "Ironic". So =
when there’s trouble & I’m running away, people will be like =
"Isn’t that ironic?"

It would be ironic if a movie about The Flat Earth Society wins the =
Golden Globe award.

 

The=
word QUEUE is ironic. It’s just a Q with a bunch of silent letters =
waiting in line.

 

Iro=
nic how Jan-worry and Febr-worry were the only two months in 2020 =
without worry.

 

The=
adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is =
ironic.

 

Noelle claims =
her name is doubly ironic. 

 

It’=
s ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom unless =
they’re flashing behind your car.

 

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