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05/03/21 Grif.Net – May’s Goodest Word Plays

05/03/21 Grif.Net – May’s Goodest Word Plays

[On the first =
weekday of the month, we try our hand at humor.  Many wish we would =
fold our hand before playing.]

 

A thirsty =
prospector in the desert visited creek after creek only to find them all =
dry. Sadly, he just went from one ex-stream to =
another.

 

Parallel lines =
have so much in common that it’s a shame they’ll never =
meet.

 

In Georgia =
they mix garbanzo beans, tahini, olive oil & garlic in a huge wooden =
bowl and serve on grits. They say it’s because they live in the =
Southern Hummus-sphere.

 

On an =
unrelated note, I found it really takes guts to make sausage. =

 

Genie: What is =
your final wish?
Bob: I wish I were you!
Genue: That us weurd but =
alrught.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"