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04/30/21 Grif.Net – Observations from a Newly-Retired Guy

04/30/21 Grif.Net – Observations from a Newly-Retired Guy

[Sa=
rcasm 101 on the last day of April:]

So far, 2021 seems =
odd.

Lik=
e every other year.

 

Spe=
aking of odd, what were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog =
chosen to be the first living thing in space?

Lai=
ka million to one

 

My =
wife said. “Are you even listening to me?” She turned around =
and walked away.

I =
stared at her blankly and thought, “That’s an odd way to =
start a conversation.”

 

Gra=
nddaughter was helping me unpack boxes of shirts yesterday and noticed =
that one shirt had a silhouette of Sherlock Holmes’ hat and pipe, =
another a picture of Harry Potter, a third was printed an image of =
Homer, and on a fourth, a girl who appeared to be Anne of Green =
Gables.  She asked, "Are all these graphic shirts really =
yours?"
I admitted, "Yes they are. I just can’t resist =
buying novel tees."

 

Spe=
aking of sarcasm: What do you call a sarcastic criminal who’s walking =
down stairs?

A =
condescending con descending.

 

Fin=
ally, what’s the most sarcastic body of water on earth?

The=
Crimea River.

 

Wai=
t, one more observation.
I&#=
8217;ve only got 1% left on my battery, but I wanted to share this =
really funny joke on the grif.net.

Kno=
ck Knoc

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"