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04/23/21 Grif.Net – Visiting Churches

04/23/21 Grif.Net – Visiting Churches

We&=
#8217;re new in town so visiting variety of churches.

Saw an odd =
5-sided church building.  They said it was shaped as a =
repentagon.

 

One=
liturgical church offered free Wi-Fi so they’d have an invisible =
power that actually works.

 

Ano=
ther church insisted everyone line up and kiss a crucifix. Have they =
never heard of cross contamination?

 

Dow=
n the street the pastor was a vegetarian and kept saying “Lettuce =
pray”.

 

Ser=
vices at the Catholic Church have been renamed since covid.  Now =
it’s called Sunday Mask.

 

At =
the last church, demonstrators gathered to oppose some doctrine.  =
During the processional, they knelt in protest.  No one seemed to =
mind.

 

And=
a casino opened up its space on Sunday morning for a church =
service.  Figure people actually are sincere when they pray at a =
casino.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"