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04/21/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

04/21/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

[Most of my =
friends are funnier than I am.  Not just talking about =
“looks”, either.  Here is what they say from all across =
social media]

 

Paul O =
related, “I saw a guy at Starbuck’s today with no i-phone, =
no tablet, no laptop. He just sat there drinking coffee. Like a =
psychopath.”

 

Tim M sighs, =
“The most powerful government on earth cannot stop a virus, but =
tells us that they will stop global warming if we just pay more taxes. =
Hmmm.”

 

Jerry J tells =
us, “Stop saying you got the injection after they’d done all =
the research.  You ARE the research.”

 

Ken H admits, =
“Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing =
done.”


Richard G =
advised, “If at first you don’t succeed, eat some banana =
pudding. You may not succeed, but at least you’ll have banana =
pudding and that makes everything better.”

 

Tony L =
laments, “I wake up with a good attitude every day.  Then =
idiots happen.”

 

Bart M asks, =
“During Covid 19, we are asking rioters to work at home, steal and =
destroy their own stuff. Thank you.”

 

Sue W said, =
“I always cook with charcoal.  The gas comes =
after.”

 

Kathy W =
relates, “Teach your kids the love for trucks and they will never =
have money for doing drugs.”

 

Larry L =
remembered, “I heard about a guy whose wife Joyce died, and when =
he married again, the new wife’s name was also Joyce.  Guess =
he wanted to re-joyce.”

 

Gerry S warns, =
“Got my Fauci Ouchy but still want most of you to stay away from =
me.”

 

Tim just =
added, “Colorado state and local taxes on marijuana total =
29%.  If you think that’s high, you should see the =
taxpayers.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"