[Here is =
another batch of innocent announcements that just can be taken the wrong =
way.]
“Please =
welcome Steve, our new elder, who is a caring individual and loves =
hurting people.”
“During =
the pastor’s illness, Wednesday night healing services will be =
discontinued until further notice.”
“Church =
bulletins are now online. If you do not have a computer, e-mail =
the church office and ask for it to be forwarded to =
you.”
“Choir =
practice each Thursday. Please come; they need all the help they =
can get.”
“We need =
more volunteers to help with the monthly potlucks due to the large =
members attending.”
“Please =
sign up to attend the Prayer and Fasting Conference. The cost of =
attending includes all meals.”
“After =
we celebrate Easter, the ladies of the church will =
be in the foyer with hot buns and other treats =
of the season.”
“Church =
members are asked not to pass out until the minister finishes the =
benediction.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"