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04/20/21 Grif.Net – Church Typos (part 5)

04/20/21 Grif.Net – Church Typos (part 5)

[Here is =
another batch of innocent announcements that just can be taken the wrong =
way.]

 

“Please =
welcome Steve, our new elder, who is a caring individual and loves =
hurting people.”

 

“During =
the pastor’s illness, Wednesday night healing services will be =
discontinued until further notice.”

 

“Church =
bulletins are now online.  If you do not have a computer, e-mail =
the church office and ask for it to be forwarded to =
you.”

 

“Choir =
practice each Thursday.  Please come; they need all the help they =
can get.”

 

“We need =
more volunteers to help with the monthly potlucks due to the large =
members attending.”

 

“Please =
sign up to attend the Prayer and Fasting Conference.  The cost of =
attending includes all meals.”

 

“After =
we celebrate Easter, the ladies of the church will =
be     in the foyer with hot buns and other treats =
of the season.”

 

“Church =
members are asked not to pass out until the minister finishes the =
benediction.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"