[Yes, I got a =
smart phone. I now can text. I don’t, of course. I’m an =
adult. But I get texts. Want to see the jokes they suggest for the =
Grif.Net?]
"What do =
you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around? Dead =
Siri-ous"
"Autocorre=
ct has become my worst enema."
"What =
concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent and =
Nickleback."
"Always =
remember — you’re unique. Just like everyone =
else."
"What do =
you call a pig that does karate? A pork =
chop."
"What did =
the digital clock say to its mom? Look ma! No =
hands!"
"Today a =
man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local =
swimming pool. I gave him a glass of =
water."
"I never =
wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road =
worker. But when I got home, all the signs were =
there."
"How do =
fish get high? Seaweed."
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"