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04/12/21 Grif.Net – Now that I am Texting

04/12/21 Grif.Net – Now that I am Texting

[Yes, I got a =
smart phone. I now can text. I don’t, of course. I’m an =
adult. But I get texts.  Want to see the jokes they suggest for the =
Grif.Net?]

 

"What do =
you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around? Dead =
Siri-ous"

 

"Autocorre=
ct has become my worst enema."

 

"What =
concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent and =
Nickleback."

 

"Always =
remember — you’re unique. Just like everyone =
else."

 

"What do =
you call a pig that does karate? A pork =
chop."

 

"What did =
the digital clock say to its mom? Look ma! No =
hands!"

 

"Today a =
man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local =
swimming pool. I gave him a glass of =
water."

 

"I never =
wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road =
worker. But when I got home, all the signs were =
there."

 

"How do =
fish get high? Seaweed."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"