[In spite of =
popular request, we are adding even MORE errors found in church =
bulletins.]
“Diana =
and Dan request your presents at their =
wedding.”
“Helpers =
are needed. Please sign up on the volunteer =
sheep.”
“After =
the first hymn we will have a time of greeting. Find someone who =
doesn’t know you and say ‘Hell’ to =
them.”
“If all =
the pews are full when you arrive, please wait in the aisle for help =
from one of our pushers.”
“All =
those with rolls in the Christmas Pageant area asked to meet 15 minutes =
early in the church kitchen.”
“Next =
Sunday’s message from Exodus describes the Israelites crossing the =
Red Sea and walking through the dessert.”
“Our =
soloist has returned from having plastic surgery, and the choir is happy =
to welcome her back with a joyful nose.”
“The =
outreach committee is enlisting volunteers to visit people in our =
community who are not already afflicted with another =
church.”
“Mrs. =
Green would like to thank all who assisted her after her fall on the ice =
last Sunday. Doctors x-rated her pelvis and found no =
fractures.”
“Blessing=
of the pets will follow our normal worship. Please keep all dogs =
on leashes in the barking lot.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"