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04/08/21 Grif.Net – Time for Grandpa Jokes: Day 3

04/08/21 Grif.Net – Time for Grandpa Jokes: Day 3

[La=
st day of slave labor from the grandkids helping move boxes. What a way =
to spend Easter Break week. Sweat AND lousy jokes. Tough luck, =
kids.]

 

Why=
did the teacher love the whiteboard? She just thought it was =
remarkable.

 

My =
teacher told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." I replied, =
"No, it doesn’t."

 

Wha=
t do you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz? Cheese Was.

 

Don=
‘t worry if you miss an exercise session. Everything will work =
out.

 

I =
want to go camping every year. My trip last summer was so in =
tents.

 

Wha=
t do you call the security force outside of Samsung? “Guardians of =
the Galaxy”.

 

How=
can you make seven an even number? Just take away the =
"s".

 

Wha=
t did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna =
two.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"