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04/07/21 Grif.Net – Time for Grandpa Jokes: Day 2

04/07/21 Grif.Net – Time for Grandpa Jokes: Day 2

[Kids worked =
hard helping clean the garage. They deserve better.  But more lame =
jokes. Tough luck, kids.]

 

Grandpa’s=
favorite word is "drool."  It just rolls off his =
tongue.

 

I =
like to spend every day as if it’s my last. Staying in bed and calling =
for a nurse to bring me more pudding.

 

Ima=
gine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There =
would be mass confusion.

 

I =
have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it’s only mild.

 

Wha=
t does a house wear? Address.

 

I’m=
thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me =
back.

 

I =
watched hockey before it was cool. They were basically =
swimming.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"