[Grandkids from =
California are here for a couple days helping us clean and pack for our =
move. Drove 1100 miles. They want to play Parcheesi with =
Grandma. They don’t want Grandpa jokes. Batting =
.500 Tough luck, kids.]
Why do fish =
live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them =
What kind of =
dogs love car racing? Lap dogs.
I hate Russian =
dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
Remember that =
joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak =
I just went to =
an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in =
What do you =
call blackbirds who stick together? Vel-crows.
I went on a =
once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"