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04/06/21 Grif.Net – Time for Grandpa Jokes: Day 1

04/06/21 Grif.Net – Time for Grandpa Jokes: Day 1

[Grandkids from =
California are here for a couple days helping us clean and pack for our =
move. Drove 1100 miles.  They want to play Parcheesi with =
Grandma.  They don’t want Grandpa jokes.  Batting =
.500  Tough luck, kids.]

 

Why do fish =
live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them =
sneeze.

 

What kind of =
dogs love car racing? Lap dogs.

 

I hate Russian =
dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

 

Remember that =
joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak =
back.

 

I just went to =
an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in =
tiers.

 

What do you =
call blackbirds who stick together? Vel-crows.

 

I went on a =
once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"