What happened with the cow that wandered into a field of =
marijuana?
The steaks have never been so high
What do you get from the breed of miniature =
cows?
Condensed milk
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire =
fence
Udder destruction
What do you get when a cow is caught in an =
earthquake?
A milkshake
Why do you get more milk if you whisper to a cow while milking =
her?
Evidently it goes in one ear and out the =
udder
Why do Smurfs milk cows?
They love Blue Cheese
Why was the cow always afraid?
He was a cow-herd
Why did the cows not want to talk to =
each other?
I think they had beef with each =
other
Why does a milking stool only have 3 =
legs?
Because the cow has the =
udder.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"