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04/02/21 Grif.Net – Bovine Funnies (part 4)

04/02/21 Grif.Net – Bovine Funnies (part 4)

What happened with the cow that wandered into a field of =
marijuana?

The steaks have never been so high

 

What do you get from the breed of miniature =
cows?

Condensed milk

 

Where do cows get their medicine?

At the farmacy.

 

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire =
fence

Udder destruction

 

What do you get when a cow is caught in an =
earthquake?

A milkshake

 

Why do you get more milk if you whisper to a cow while milking =
her?

Evidently it goes in one ear and out the =
udder

 

Why do Smurfs milk cows?

They love Blue Cheese

 

Why was the cow always afraid?

He was a cow-herd

 

Why did the cows not want to talk to =
each other?

I think they had beef with each =
other

 

Why does a milking stool only have 3 =
legs?

Because the cow has the =
udder.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"