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04/01/21 Grif.Net – The Wurst of Puns

04/01/21 Grif.Net – The Wurst of Puns

[On the first =
weekday of each month we try to lighten the mood with high-quality =
humor.  We usually fail.  April is no =
exception.]

 

During the =
lockdown I started growing toadstools in my basement to earn extra =
money. I am really thankful that business is =
mushrooming.

 

I also wrote a =
book but it may not sell. The first review is in: “This is not a =
book to be tossed aside lightly.”  Then it added, “It =
should be thrown with great force.”

 

Maybe =
I’ll make money if I just sell my Hoover.  After all, =
it’s just collecting dust around the =
house.

 

To make money, =
our city allows ads on buses and benches. Now they want to sell space on =
fire hydrants.  I have to admit it’s a great way to plug your =
product.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"