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03/31/21 Grif.Net – Church Typos (part 2)

03/31/21 Grif.Net – Church Typos (part 2)

[More missed =
steaks in the bulletin]

 

“The =
funeral for the late basketball coach was well attended, with former =
players filling the pews and current players acting as =
tall-bearers.”

 

“This =
Friday evening is the wedding of Brad and Melody.  They are having =
a ‘country-style’ wedding on the lawn of the church. =
Everyone is invited to join them as they exchange =
cows.”

 

“The =
third verse of ‘Amazing Grace’ will be sung without musical =
accomplishment.”

 

“The =
congregation is asked to remain seated until the end of the =
recession.”

 

“The =
visiting monster this Sunday is the Reverend Jack =
Bains.”

 

“Sunday =
worship will begin with personal =
medication.”

 

“On the =
fifth Sunday of the month we will enjoy our quarterly Pot Lick =
Dinner.”

 

“Opening =
hymn is #17, O For a Thousand Tongue to =
Sin.”

 

“Before =
Holy Communion we will have a minute of silent prayer where we ask each =
member to jumble yourself before God.”

 

“Vintage =
clothing sale in the church basement this Saturday. Ladies, stop by and =
check out the satan dresses.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"