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03/30 Grif.Net – Status Updates

03/30 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Scott M =
boasted: “I got into an argument with my wife over which vowel was =
most important.  Just  letting the world know I =
won.”

 

Jim S stated, =
“There are two reasons why I don’t trust people.  1. I =
don’t know them.  2. I know =
them.”

 

Larry L said, “The invisible man married an =
invisible woman. They had a baby but it was nothing to look =
at.”

 

Kim E confessed, “My going out clothes have missed =
me so much.  I put them on and they hugged me so tight I could =
barely breath.”

 

Chu=
ck S relates, “
I =
found pictures of Mount Rushmore before it was carved,  Its natural =
beauty was unpresidented.”

 

Tim=
M reminded, “My doctor’s urology conference this year will =
be live stream.”

 

Wayne I read, =
“GE is testing a new style of blender for home use. So far =
it’s getting mixed reviews.”

 

JoAnn F is =
thinking, “I love to be back in church for worship, but miss the =
fast-forward and mute buttons.”

 

Jeff G warns, =
“Coffee reached Europe in 1515. Martin Luther started the =
Reformation in 1517.  Beware of the caffeinated =
pastor.”

 

Scott C =
responds, “We all know mirrors don’t lie, but I’m just =
grateful that mine doesn’t laugh.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"