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03/29/21 Grif.Net – Signs of the Times

03/29/21 Grif.Net – Signs of the Times

*At the =
drugstore:

If you enter =
the store without a mask, we must take your temperature.
p.s. We =
only have rectal thermometers.  Choose wisely. =

 

*At the County =
Health Department:

We are seeking =
couples married for 7 years or more to educate people on social =
distancing.

 

*At the High =
School:
If you thought your Senior year would fly by, you were =
right. 

Actually we =
will make it zoom.

 

*On a front =
door:

2019 Negative =
People Not Welcome

2020 Positive =
People Not Welcome

2021 People =
Not Welcome

 

*On the Church =
Sign:

Don’t =
hoard.  Even Noah knew to only take two of =
each.

 

*At the Dining =
Room Table used for School Work:
Mom is on a zoom call for work, =
9:00-11:30.  DO NOT ENTER HER ROOM
Answers to your questions may =
be:

. . =
upstairs
. . in the wash

. . I =
don’t know what’s for dinner

. . =
No

. . in your =
bedroom

. . a piece of =
fruit

 

*On the =
Theater Marquee:

Now playing =
“NO Close Encounters of ANY Kind”

 

*At a CVS =
shop:

Please =
socially distance about 6 feet, or the average length of your CVS =
receipt.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"