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03/26/21 Grif.Net – Overheard in the Neighborhood

03/26/21 Grif.Net – Overheard in the Neighborhood

[Listening, at =
proper social distance, to what folks around me are saying after a year =
of challenges with the duals problems of covid-19 and the government =
lockdown]

 

*I thought I =
might need to be tested since I had shortness of breath. Then I =
remembered I was tying my shoes and I’m =
fat.

 

*I think I =
have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up and she was holding a =
pillow tightly over my face to protect me from catching =
Covid-19.

 

*This lockdown =
has turned us all into dogs.  We roam the house looking for food. =
We’re told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And =
we get really excited about car rides and walks.

 

*Dr. Seuss has =
been “cancelled” and replaced by Dr. Fauci and his book, =
“One mask, two masks, red mask, blue =
mask.”

 

*At the store =
there was a big “X” by the register for me to stand =
on.  I’ve seen way too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for =
that one.

 

*Not sure =
what’s scarier at this point: taking my temperature or weighing =
myself.

 

*At this =
point, I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to =
tell us how it’s going to save us from the =
President.

 

*I hope the =
weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m =
getting tired of Los Livingroom.

 

*Wondering, =
has anyone let the Amish know what’s been happening this past =
year?

 

*Okay. You =
really haven’t gained that much weight this year.  Chin up, =
my friend.  No, the other chin.   =

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"