What do you get when a cow doesn’t give any =
more milk?
A milk dud
What did the cow say when she saw =
the farmer at 6 am and again at 6 pm?
“Deja moo!”
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air
What do you call a cow eating grass =
on your front lawn?
A Lawn Moo-er
A friend said one time, a cow saved =
his life
He considers it bovine =
intervention.
Why did four cows sign up to sing at =
the county fair?
They ate so much corn they figured =
they could sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
I was asked which was the most =
religious animal on the farm?
Holy Cow, I don’t =
know
What do you call a cow with three =
legs?
Tri-tip
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cow goes
Cow goes who?
No, silly, cows go moo
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"