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03/24/21 Grif.Net – Bovine Funnies (part 3)

03/24/21 Grif.Net – Bovine Funnies (part 3)

What do you get when a cow doesn’t give any =
more milk?

A milk dud

 

What did the cow say when she saw =
the farmer at 6 am and again at 6 pm?

“Deja moo!”

 

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air

 

What do you call a cow eating grass =
on your front lawn?

A Lawn Moo-er

 

A friend said one time, a cow saved =
his life

He considers it bovine =
intervention.

 

Why did four cows sign up to sing at =
the county fair?

They ate so much corn they figured =
they could sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

 

I was asked which was the most =
religious animal on the farm?

Holy Cow, I don’t =
know

 

What do you call a cow with three =
legs?

Tri-tip

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cow goes

Cow goes who?

No, silly, cows go moo

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"