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03/18/21 Grif.Net – MORE Bovine Funnies

03/18/21 Grif.Net – MORE Bovine Funnies

[Yo=
u wanted MORE; you won’t admit it, but I know you too =
well]

 

Wha=
t do you get from pampered cows?

Spo=
iled milk

 

Wha=
t do you call the cow in the herd with the highest milk =
production?

Dai=
ry Queen

 

Wha=
t do farmers talk about when milking cows?

Udd=
er nonsense

 

Wha=
t do you get from a herd of cows when you tell them lame jokes from the =
Grif Net?

Lau=
ghing stock

 

Wha=
t do you get from a cow with long legs?

Hig=
h steaks.

 

How=
did the farmer find his lost cow?

He =
tractor down

 

Wha=
t do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-=
calf-innated

 

Wha=
t do cows tell each other at bedtime?

Dai=
ry tales.

 

Wha=
t do you get when you round up the heard, find the circumference, then =
divide by the diameter?

Cow=
pi

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"