[Yo=
u wanted MORE; you won’t admit it, but I know you too =
well]
Wha=
t do you get from pampered cows?
Spo=
iled milk
Wha=
t do you call the cow in the herd with the highest milk =
production?
Dai=
ry Queen
Wha=
t do farmers talk about when milking cows?
Udd=
er nonsense
Wha=
t do you get from a herd of cows when you tell them lame jokes from the =
Grif Net?
Lau=
ghing stock
Wha=
t do you get from a cow with long legs?
Hig=
h steaks.
How=
did the farmer find his lost cow?
He =
tractor down
Wha=
t do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-=
calf-innated
Wha=
t do cows tell each other at bedtime?
Dai=
ry tales.
Wha=
t do you get when you round up the heard, find the circumference, then =
divide by the diameter?
Cow=
pi
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"