Wha=
t do you call a cow with no legs?
Gro=
und beef.
Why=
don’t cows ever have money?
Far=
mers milk them dry
Wha=
t do you call the knees on a cow?
Bur=
ger joints
Wha=
t did mama cow say to her calf at midnight?
It&=
#8217;s pasture bedtime
Wha=
t are the cows favorite subject in school?
Cow=
culus, Psycowlogy, and Moosic
Wha=
t do you call a cow with two legs?
Lea=
n beef.
Why=
do cows have hoofs and not feet?
Bec=
ause they lactose
Whe=
re do cows take their dates?
To =
the moovies
Wha=
t do you call a cow with a twitch?
Bee=
f jerky
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Knows Me, This I Love!"