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03/16/21 Grif.Net – Bovine Funnies

03/16/21 Grif.Net – Bovine Funnies

Wha=
t do you call a cow with no legs?

Gro=
und beef.

 

Why=
don’t cows ever have money?

Far=
mers milk them dry

 

Wha=
t do you call the knees on a cow?

Bur=
ger joints

 

Wha=
t did mama cow say to her calf at midnight?

It&=
#8217;s pasture bedtime

 

Wha=
t are the cows favorite subject in school?

Cow=
culus, Psycowlogy, and Moosic

 

Wha=
t do you call a cow with two legs?

Lea=
n beef.

 

Why=
do cows have hoofs and not feet?

Bec=
ause they lactose

 

Whe=
re do cows take their dates?

To =
the moovies

 

Wha=
t do you call a cow with a twitch?

Bee=
f jerky

 

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