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03/04/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

03/04/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Richard G =
shared, “
Guy texted me =
about how I can make it rich selling Egyptian antiquities. After some =
research. I discovered it was just a pyramid =
scheme.”

 

Ken H looked =
at his wife: “You make my heart beat faster than a delivery from =
Amazon Prime.”

 

Patricia H =
shared a bumper sticker on a senior citizen’s car – "I am =
speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I’m =
going"

 

Scott M said, =
“Writing my name in cursive is my signature =
move”.

 

Christina M =
relates, “I told my husband he’s the cheapest man in the =
world, but he’s not buying it.”

 

Larry l told =
us, “I tried tap dancing, but keep falling into the =
sink.”

 

Tony A reminds =
us, “Nothing tops a plain pizza.”

Kim E shared, =
“I went to a party at an archaeological dig where we were just =
looking for the lower bone of a leg.  It was quite the =
shindig.”

 

Tim M said, =
“When our church removed hymnals, the writing was on the =
wall.”

 

Lori L-E =
wonders, “If Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are no longer male and =
female, does this mean there will not be any more tater =
tots?”

 

Dr. E =
advertised, “As a veterinarian and taxidermist, either way you get =
your dog back.”

 

Marilyn L =
complained, “I hate when you put a potato in the microwave, push =
pizza and it still comes out a potato.”

 

Matthew J =
said, “Today at homeschooling I am focused helping Ben learn about =
the Aztecs. Hey, we all have to make sacrifices.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"