A =
woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods. When she =
went to look for it she found a frog in a trap.
The=
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant =
you three wishes."
The=
woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed =
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish =
for, your husband will get times ten!"
The=
woman said, "That’s okay."
For=
her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. =
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make =
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women =
will flock to."
The=
woman replied, "That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful =
woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she’s the most =
beautiful woman in the world!
For=
her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The =
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the =
world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The=
woman said, "That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s =
his is mine." So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the =
world!
The=
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I’d =
like a mild heart attack."
Mor=
al of the story: Wom=
en are clever. Don’t mess with them.
**A=
ttention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here =
and continue to feel good.
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ale readers: Please scroll down.
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The=
man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Mor=
al of the story: Women think they’re really smart. Let them continue to =
think that way and just enjoy the show.
Not=
e: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show =
that women never listen.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"