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03/01/21 Grif.Net – First (or Worst) of the Month Humor

03/01/21 Grif.Net – First (or Worst) of the Month Humor

[Start every =
month with puns. May the farce be with you.]

 

No one knew I =
had a dental implant until it came out when I was =
preaching.

 

How=
was Rome split in two? By a pair of Ceasars.

 

A =
scarecrow said, "This job isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my =
jeans."

 

Tow=
els can’t tell jokes. Evidently they have a dry sense of =
humor.

 

Two=
birds were sitting on a perch and one said, “Do you smell =
fish?”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"