Grif.Net

02/11/21 Grif.Net – Cooking Eggs

02/11/21 Grif.Net – Cooking Eggs

A =
woman was cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband came running in. =
Immediately, he saws the eggs and gasped in horror.

 

&qu=
ot;Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Aren’t you even =
looking? Oh, my goodness!"

 

The=
wife, startled at her husband’s violent reaction, dashed to the fridge =
to get some butter.

 

&qu=
ot;You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN NOW! TURN =
NOW!"

 

The=
wife, concerned by the status of her husband’s mental state, forgot =
about the butter and rushed back to the eggs.

 

&qu=
ot;WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the =
butter? They’re going to stick! HURRY!"

 

The=
wife ran to the fridge, but doesn’t even get there before . . =
.

 

&qu=
ot;CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you’re =
cooking!  Never!  Turn them quickly!  Oh not that =
quickly, don’t you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the =
EGGS!"

 

At =
this point, his wife started crying, since she had no idea what to =
do

 

She=
gasped, "What is WRONG with you?  I know how to cook =
eggs."

 

Her=
husband simply smiled and replied, "I know you do.  I just =
wanted to show you what it feels like while I’m driving with you in the =
car."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"