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02/02/21 Grif.Net – Overheard in Church (part 3)

02/02/21 Grif.Net – Overheard in Church (part 3)

FOUND ON THE =
BULLETIN BOARD AT CHURCH . . .

 

“The =
Palm Sunday blessing of the pets will be followed by a hot dog =
lunch”

 

“There =
will be a rummage sale next Saturday. Ladies, please leave your clothes =
in the basement.”

 

“The =
Seniors group is hosting a picnic next week. Each person is asked to =
bring a friend, a vegetable, or a dessert in a covered =
dish.”

 

“The =
director of the Christmas pageant is still looking for three wise men. =
No experience necessary.”

 

“The =
youth basketball team from Sovereign Grace is back in action Wednesday =
at 8:00 pm in the recreation hall.  Come and watch us kill Christ =
the King.”

 

“Followin=
g worship, there will be meetings in the north and south ends of the =
church. Children will be baptized at both =
ends.”

 

“Golden =
Agers meeting will feature a speaker on new evidence in the search for =
Noah’s AARP.”

 

“Voluntee=
r to work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the =
pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this =
world.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"