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01/29/21 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes about Religion

01/29/21 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes about Religion

[Such an =
underwhelming response to this week’s “Dad Jokes”, we =
HAD to offer another batch of even lamer ones. Dr T suggested I rename =
them as “Genuine” or “Brilliant” humor.  =
You be the judge]

Q: What excuse did Adam give his children about =
why they no longer lived in Eden?

A: Your mother =
ate us out of house and home!

 

Q: Why did the =
unemployed man get excited while reading his =
Bible?

A: He saw =
pages and pages marked Job.

 

Q: What did =
the pastor say to a man with Twitter addiction?

A: Sorry, I =
don’t follow you.

 

Q: Why do =
normal people say “Amen” at the end of a prayer instead of =
“Awoman”?

A: Same reason =
we sing “hymns” instead of =
“hers”.

 

Q: What do =
they call pastors in Munich?

A: German =
Shepherds

 

Q: How do you =
make Holy Water?

A: You take =
some regular water and boil the devil out of it.

 

Q: How do =
groups of angels greet each other?

A: Halo, Halo, =
Halo!

 

Q: What was =
the first car mentioned in the New Testament?

A: The =
disciples were all in one Accord.

 

Q: What time =
of the day was Adam created?

A: Just a =
little before Eve

 

And a few more =
Noah jokes . . .

Q: Why =
didn’t Noah ever go fishing?

A: Because he =
only had two worms.

 

Q: Why =
didn’t they play cards on the Ark?

A: Because =
Noah was always standing on the deck.

 

Q: Why did =
Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark? =

A: They were =
using fowl language.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"