[Such an =
underwhelming response to this week’s “Dad Jokes”, we =
HAD to offer another batch of even lamer ones. Dr T suggested I rename =
them as “Genuine” or “Brilliant” humor. =
You be the judge]
Q: What excuse did Adam give his children about =
why they no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother =
ate us out of house and home!
Q: Why did the =
unemployed man get excited while reading his =
Bible?
A: He saw =
pages and pages marked Job.
Q: What did =
the pastor say to a man with Twitter addiction?
A: Sorry, I =
don’t follow you.
Q: Why do =
normal people say “Amen” at the end of a prayer instead of =
“Awoman”?
A: Same reason =
we sing “hymns” instead of =
“hers”.
Q: What do =
they call pastors in Munich?
A: German =
Shepherds
Q: How do you =
make Holy Water?
A: You take =
some regular water and boil the devil out of it.
Q: How do =
groups of angels greet each other?
A: Halo, Halo, =
Halo!
Q: What was =
the first car mentioned in the New Testament?
A: The =
disciples were all in one Accord.
Q: What time =
of the day was Adam created?
A: Just a =
little before Eve
And a few more =
Noah jokes . . .
Q: Why =
didn’t Noah ever go fishing?
A: Because he =
only had two worms.
Q: Why =
didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A: Because =
Noah was always standing on the deck.
Q: Why did =
Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark? =
A: They were =
using fowl language.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"